So there's a thing that's never happened before.

[xp_wildchild]

The cat just ate my lesson plans.

By ate I mean shredded and by lesson plans I mean the thumb drive I was using, and by shredded I mean it's now in a pile of tiny plastic shards.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That's not the kind of thing you can get an extension on, is it?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Not exactly. I mean, I'm pretty flexible with them and I have last year's but idek what the hell my cat was thinking.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That's probably what all the bakers think when they see the poor, empty pie tins we leave in our wake.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

ah, the modern twist on an old classic....

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Give me five minutes alone with him. He'll never do it again.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What really?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Are you doubting my feline intimidation prowess?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Nah, I just didn't even know it was an option.

You know he has like a little cat crush on you, right? You, and Laurie. WTF.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Of course! Someone has to keep the cats in line so they don't rise up and try to kill everyone...

I'd be sad if he didn't! I am pretty awesome. Are you jealous he likes me and Laurie better than you?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I give my cat pieces of my sushi, he better NOT rise up, the ungrateful monster.

He likes me best, I give him food and toes to chew on. I'm just sayin, I think he thinks you're like, Xena Warrior Princess or something. He goes all stupid after you visit.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Does this mean class is cancelled for this year and you're just going to give us all As?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yes and by yes I mean hell no

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Annnnnnnnd that's one for the swear jar!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hell isn't a swearword, it appears in at least one of the assigned readings this year.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Neither is bitch when you are referring to a female dog.


Outside of its use in the world of dog shows, however, it goes in the swear jar.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but my agreement with you guys is words that are actually fucking (there I'll give you that one for free) offensive and nobody's mama is gonna slap me for saying hell.

Well almost nobody but people who are cray don't count.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

I think you mean "judgey and close-minded and believe that anyone who doesn't prescribe to their code of conduct is trash" not "crazy".

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No, I mean being a giant Paranephrops planifrons

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

You mean crawdads.

Yeah. That's right. Your fancy Latin name didn't stand up to the Bing It On(tm) challenge.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Crayfish.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Isn't one of the dudes at Snowvalley Cajun or something? I think you should ask him what they're called.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Crayfish, crawfish and crawdads, depends on where you're from. I call 'em crayfish because I never had any until I moved here and that's what I heard people call them first, but when a bunch of us were down in NOLA a bunch of the places we ate at called them crawfish.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

You've officially made me reach new levels of 'seriously' when I facepalm, Pryor. I'm impressed.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

I have heard about dogs eating my homework, but never cats eating lessons.


I like your cat.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No you don't, it means all my careful plans to ease you kids into Italian Literature are sitting in my trashcan and all I got is "Dante is a goddamn horror show, lets go with it."

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

I have a better idea. Let's just got to Italy.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wait, what year are you? You're a senior? No Italy for you.

You get Chaucer and Beowulf.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Trip to London then?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No field trips. Man, -bad- things happen on those.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Can't we just call it a group excursion?

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

Or a class holiday? Sightseeing tour? Educational jaunt?