I need all the burritos.

[xp_wildchild]

I need all the burritos and all the burgers.

Things of interest to people who might be reading this.

1. Whoever (Ramsey) thought it'd be hilarious to text me "YAAAR!' and make my phone play that you are a pirate song can go jump off his fire escape. Good job on timing, you missed me giving the tour to some prospective new kid's fosters by like 15 minutes.

2. No, we're not reading Treasure Island for class just because it's Talk like a Pirate Day.
3. Or Gulliver's Travels
4. Twenty Thousand Leagues
5. You can read Count of Monte Cristo for extra credit and write something about it.

... eh, screw it. If you actually read any of those and do a presentation on the literary themes I'll give you extra credit. You don't get extra credit for costumes except for eye patches because eye patches are hilar.

No, Matt, you don't get double for wearing TWO patches.

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I regret nothing.

Besides, it could have been worse.

I could have used "The Captain's Wife's Lament".

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I just had to look that up and you can go to hell for even thinking about it.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

whateva whateva I do what I want.

ARRRRRRR

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

you know what sucks about being a teacher? I can't tell you explicitly where to shove your aarrrr.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You, me, and a stack of burritos. Yes/yes?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Once school is done, yeah.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're such a slave for The Man these days, Anakyle.

5:30 sound about right?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well I have that whole career thing.

works for me.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

BURRITOS!!!!! om nom nom.

And It was worth a shot.

...I might actually have read one of those books already and therefore will have a report on it for you soon. Because I never say no to extra credit even if you are limiting my eye patchness.

And wow. My computer REALLY does not like the word 'patchness'

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You get as much extra credit as everyone else, regardless of like, how little eye patches affect you. You're lucky I didn't say you had to have a hook instead of patches. I was thinking about it.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Didn't you get the memo that being blind makes me a special snowflake?

Where would I get a hook? I've got a cane! Does that count?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You make one out of tin foil. Wrap it around your hand and then take some and make it into a hook.

(No it doesn't count! Pirates have hooks and eye patches, not canes.)

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Huh. You are kinda artst-fartsy, you know that?

(Totally counts, I can whack people with it! it's titanium!)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I grew up poor as crap until my mom finished her nursing cert. Tin foil hook, scarf on my head and ugly shirt was totally a I'm A Pirate halloween costume.

(still doesn't count)

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Oh, see I always did the pants and wifebeater with a set of my dad's gloves as a boxer.

(you're no fun)

[x-dangersense.livejournal.com]

You don't need to read them. There's these audio book cliffs notes. Like Mr Gibney Kyle would ever notice.


Actually, Mr Gibney Kyle, while I'm talking to you, do you think you could let me and Matt use the Danger Room? I'm teaching him parkour and I think I could set up some really amazeballs obstacle courses in there. You and Dori could come too.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Kyle has already told the kids that the cliffs notes are perfectly acceptable study tools and that he'd be a giant freaking hypocrite to tell them otherwise because he did that himself back in the day. But it doesn't get them out of doing the actual readings.

I think we can arrange that - the NM's have some DR access anyway with supervision for powers stuff as long as one of the staff's there to monitor. I think Kurt's got some flippy parkour stuff in there too maybe. I know there's some agility runs anyway although maaaaaybe those should be tuned down for you guys to remove the "Aw shit drone coming for my head" parts.

(also jesus christ, you so do not need to be calling me Mister Gibney. Seriously, you're not even in my classes!)

[x-dangersense.livejournal.com]

Every time I call you Mr Gibney I gotta stop and laugh for five minutes so I might keep doing it for now.

And, yeah, let's maybe turn the drones off for now. Like, the *only* time my danger sense doesn't ping much is when I'm doing flippy stuff but if there's stuff flying at my head I'm going to be too busy going "aaaaagh! ohshitwe'reallgonnadie!" instead of focussing on what I'm doing. Maybe we can work up to the drones - I kind of think, if I can get my powers working the way they're meant to again I might join the X-Men. We can have drones then.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, it makes ME laugh that's why I don't want anyone using it. Mister Gibney is my -dad-.

Who with that what now? You're like 12, no X-Men for you!

[x-dangersense.livejournal.com]

I'm 19!

And you know, faster and better at jumping and climbing than you.

I bet you a .. a box of Count Donatell's that I could beat you in a race across an obstacle course.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I actually like reading though, when I can get books in braille. audio books suck ass.

Parkour is awesome. Totally. I wanna do it!

[x-dangersense.livejournal.com]

They do? I never really listened to them.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I think they do. Some people like them, I guess.

Random fact: the majority of blind people can't read braille effectively.

[x-dangersense.livejournal.com]

For serious? I had no idea.