I fail.

[xp_wildchild]

You know what's a great way to totally like foul up your fantasy baseball team? Get stuck in a country run by oppressive bigoted fuckheads for like half a month. Jesus why didn't someone tell me I was like in the ass end of the league? SHIT. I just spent like 30 minutes trying to unfuck my team up and I'm not even sure I'm done.

Comments

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Would a donut make you feel better?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Always.

Unless they're doing French Onion donuts again and then I just can't. that was too weird, even for me.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Nah, no French Onion donuts, don't worry.

Actually, the special this week is extra special - it's called a space donut. I'm not entirely sure what's in it, but it has green jelly and I can't get enough.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Better green jelly than green cheese, I guess if they're celebrating us walking on the moon.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Either that or aliens have taken over Donutulas. And they're using donuts to spread their alien influence. In which case I'm probably in trouble because I've totally eaten, like, five already

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Did they totes go all out with the alien and astronaut suits? Because if they did, dude, -get in the car-. I have deeliebobbers and wanna go be all 'Take me to your leader only instead of leader, take me to one of those like 5 pound donuts you guys make."

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

The cashier was dressed as an astronaut, but I think the other three threatened to strike or something if the boss-man made them dress up. They looked very sour. I offered to trade places with one because I'm completely down with dressing up in an alien suit and eating - I mean, selling donuts.

Point being, if that cashier is still there, do it. And find someone to record it and put it on YouTube

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Aw man, cranky cashiers who don't get the fun? LAME.

We are so totes doing this. Also donuts.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I guess in their defense, it was like, eight in the morning. Maybe the afternoon crew is a little more awake and willing.

AWESOME. Alien impersonation and donuts. Perfect day.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I just noticed that in Genosha I somehow ended up 4 pitchers short on my roster, explaining my terrible standings.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It took me like two days to fix my roster. It sucked.