Yeah, this is so my life.

[xp_wildchild]

Seriously, this was like my entire morning today, yo.

That and trying not to laugh my ass off when my morning English class discovered 'masticate' in their vocab list.

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I masticate at least three times a day.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm masticating right now!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I masticated in public today.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I masticated in a crowded deli today.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I masticated in front of my coworkers today.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I masticate in the car.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I masticate in airplanes on a fairly regular basis.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I've masticated on an illegal spy plane. More than once.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I'm an illegal spy who masticates!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm a compulsively masticating superhero!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I've masticated on every continent.

(okay, except Antarctica)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I've masticated on land, at sea and in the air!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I've masticated with your girlfriend.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

If I wanted I could go masticate with my girlfriend right now. Sometimes we sit around and masticate together.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I sometimes masticate as part of a large group.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, last week I ended up watching like two hundred teenagers all masticate at the same time.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I've masticated with the guy who might be your bio-dad.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I've masticated with three doctors, a lawyer, an FBI agent and a princess.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I've masticated in another dimension.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I masticated a dinosaur.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You two are my favorite masticaters right now.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I like the word 'defenestration' better, personally, but 'masticate' is pretty awesome.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I've defenestrated a few times, and been defenestrated, but it just doesn't really do it for me, you know? I'm much happier being a regular masticator, though I guess you could masticate and defenestrate at the same time if you were really fast.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I have defenestrated and masticated at the same time. Not on purpose, but still.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I am in awe of your multi-function defenestrating-mastication skills.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'd take a bow, but I'm about to masticate with my girlfriend and she may or may not defenestrate me if I don't stop typing on Maude 2.0.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You can't masticate and type at the same time? Dude, I can totally do that.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I can totally masticate and type at the same time. It's the masticating, typing, talking, and avoiding defenestration at the same time that might be a problem. Also, sometimes mastication in the middle of other things could be considered rude.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sometimes people get all weird about mastication, especially if it's loud.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

You guys are like total perverts.

Ugh. Gross.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You say that but I saw you masticating this morning.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Uhhhhh no.

I can't believe they let you around children.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, you were totally like right in the kitchen masticating away.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about? That is just gross.

They arrest people for that you know. They caught this guy looking at porn on the computer at the library and he was doing- well you know, and they arrested him for like being lewd and indecent exposure.

Seriously.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Mads? Go look up masticate in the dictionary.