Lets play a fun game!

[xp_wildchild]

Lets play a fun game. Lets play "how many times is Kyle gonna faceplant on skis despite the fact that I can freaking snowboard?"

Seriously, there is no part of me I haven't fallen on. WTAF. I'm like coordinated and crap, I'm from a place with snow, I'm athletic, why am I so like failtastic on skis?

Comments

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Dude, skiing is lame why are you even trying to ski?

Your failtasticness is totally violating your Yoda status though. Unless you are being a bad ass while faceplanted with your skis all stuck up in the air and shit like a cartoon.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I've never skied before so I figured, why not try? It's just not you know, as easy as it looks. Man, snowboarding was easy, this is like hard.

I did go ass over head into a snowbank.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I've never been snowboarding. I am concrete jungle girl here. But seriously, skiing is for like snotty rich people and shit. Why the fuck would you even want to try it? Points off for taste, dude.

Did anyone get it on camera?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, ski jumps look AWESOME though.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

So go over them on a board, duh.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It seemed like a good idea at the time to try to learn to ski.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I dub you Failoda! Failoda is like the fucked up prototype puppet who looked like he was inbred and only had one idea and was sort of a sloth. That's what you get for thinking skiing is a good idea.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I'm honest about my fail.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

You get points for that, but no wisdom. Yoda needs wisdom...uh of some sort.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

I did. I was thinking of making a collage of them for the mansion.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I fully support this plan. But like film footage would be better. Still frames of that kinda fail only captures a small percentage of the awesome.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

See icon.

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

If you are having so much trouble, simply snowboard. It is a very different thing. The only advice I can offer, I think, is to keep your knees together more.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm blaming my knees and freaky feet for my fail here. Or my lack of tail. I mean literally, it's like the only way that Dori and Kurt being able to ski but me being fail at it makes any sense.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

Learn to fly.

Then you can use that to stabilise yourself. Works brilliantly till you realise you're skiing along three feet above the ground and hadn't noticed.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I can only hope that like, someone got pictures of that too.

[x-m.livejournal.com]

I have a horrible feeling that they did.