King of all wild things.

If you go, Wade, be a dear and bring me some curaçao, would you? St Patrick's day is coming and I'm in the mood for some green beer...

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Dude, Jay would kick my ass eleven ways to sunday for saying this, and hell, he might fly out from Muir just on like, principle...

You are SO freaking gay.

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Gummi bears. Okay, you're so weird when you're in pain. Do they gotta be bears, or do you want like, gummi sharks and stuff too? They make gummi penguins, I saw those once.

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Pretty sure Garrison's gonna want beer because hey, he does that. We're gonna ignore my idiot roommate Jared though cause he needs to drink less not more.

Edited Date: 2011-03-05 07:38 pm (UTC)

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How about I save him the trip and just come down to your room and 'kick your ass eleven ways to sunday'?

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It's just beer! Not like I was making some real gay drinks like... a cosmo... And for the "dear" part, I was just trying to be nice... for once...

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I probably deserved that but dude, Jared's calling other dudes 'dear'. It's kinda fucked up.

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Straight dudes don't call other dudes dear. Dude, whatever if you're gay, I don't care just fucking either admit it or quit being weird.

Edited Date: 2011-03-05 07:41 pm (UTC)

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Jared's speech patterns are his business, regardless of how stereotypical they may or may not be.

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Who's being weird? I'm all warm and friendly... by the way, that shirt looks fabulous... just sayin'

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I'm not saying, I'm just saying. He's all I AM NOT GAY and then he's like, calling dudes 'dear' and, okay, look, you're gayer than a bag of Kurt Hummels, you can own that shit because you're fucking honest about it. But Jared's like, either he's a fratboy doucheboot or he's like hitting on dudes and acting well, pretty gay, and I'm not saying either one is like wrong (okay, being a fratboy doucheboot is wrong) but he needs to make up his fucking mind and either OWN IT and just admit he's gay or bi or whatever or CUT IT THE SHIT OUT and act like a straight dude.

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Or even better, how about we take the rest of the day to go get a facial... or better, go antiquing?

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gayer than a bag of Kurt Hummels

I thought that you did not watch Glee.

Behavior and sexuality are not 'either/or'. The idea of 'acting like a straight dude' or 'acting gay' are wildly offensive. Yes, stereotypes exist, largely because those stereotypes are somewhat accurate on average. That does not mean that a person is required to 'act' according to that stereotype simply because they identify as a member of that group.

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Man, maybe I will avoid that asskicking from JPC and he'll kick yours instead.

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But he's acting like a stereotype and NOT being a member of the group, that's like the problem.

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Dude, I'm pretty sure he'll fall in love right away if I offered him such a program!

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There is no problem, except in your ignorance in thinking that that -is- a problem.

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Pretty sure he's not into either of those.

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It's just weird. He's all "NOT GAY" and then he's kissing dudes and like, acting like a stereotype and WTF.

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Saying "it's just weird" is fine. Having that kind of opinion about how he confuses you is fine, so long as you are not making offensive judgments about it.

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Okay but I'm allowed to think he's a doucheboot, right?

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