I AM NOT A DOG.

[xp_wildchild]

I swear to god, the next person makes that joke gets a squirrel in their bed.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm saying. Would certainly make some of them smell less like all they do is have sex.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

For once, o ferally-mutated roomie, we are in complete agreement. Might even help Jay get over his PMS. Pre-Molting Syndrome and all that.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'll... be hiding from the death-from-above now.