I guess it's National Donut Day?

[xp_wildchild]

So my dudes, the counts and countesses and countexs at Count Donutula's just told me it's national donut day, and I've got 5 boxes.

Four are totally normal, one is a box of the count's special. All awful, all the time.

so 48 totally normal donuts, 1 box of Free But Mystery Donuts. Be brave!

I totally do not recommend the sour plum one, wicked awful. IDK what Alison says. it's gross af and incorrect.

Comments

[xp_magik]

i want to try this sour plum u keep talking abt

[xp_dazzler]

MINE!

Wait. No. This means I have someone else to share a box with so I don't eat them all and gain like a million pounds.

You have got to try these they are so good I love them so much.

Kyle you better have gotten a couple of them for me and my new best donut friend!

[xp_wildchild]

I got you a half dozen of just those, they're labeled "ALISON ONLY MAYBE OTHER CRAZY PEOPLE LIKE NICA"

[xp_wildchild]

WHY they're SO SOUR AND SALTY

[xp_dazzler]

Aww, you do love me <3

[xp_magik]

cannot be in crazy donut club if i do not try crazy donut, yes?

[xp_magik]

i have not had it before i am willing to split one and maybe have a whole one if i like it but there is no point in wasting food

[xp_wildchild]

Yeah but there's trying and then there's liking and Alison LIKES Those things.

[xp_wildchild]

I told you if you got past Gorilla Swamp level 2 in the DR I'd get you terrible dumb donuts, you did, so I did. ;)

[xp_magik]

taste is weird i like poptarts and pyotr makes stinky face when i eat them around him

[xp_dazzler]

+Like <3

[xp_wildchild]

I think that's philosophical for him maybe. Pop Tarts are amazeballs.

[xp_magik]

maybe. i do not understand what goes in his head.

[xp_dazzler]

I will accept this. Let me know what you think <3

[xp_darcy]

Hnnngh this tres leches donut is so good that it's very much killing me to not shove it all in my face like a gremlin.

[xp_dazzler]

¿Tres Leches? ¿En Esta Economía?

[xp_magik]

its not bad but i think itd be better on toast or maybe with some ice cream. the sour is good its the salty im not sure abt

[xp_darcy]

sí, incluso en esta economía

[xp_spectrum]

Kyle, you are a prince among mutants. :) Alison, make sure you leave me a couple? I have a study group to go to. :(

[xp_magik]

if the half piece is still there i promise i cut it with a clean knife

[xp_shatterstar]

that sounds better than normal donuts

[xp_cypher]

Aw, you beat me to it. :D

[xp_darcy]

You gotta get up to speed or we're gonna have to take that Master of Memes title away from you. ♥ Saved you a bite, btw. You're welcome.

I want like 6 of these, 2 of those chocolate blackout ones, and 4 (misc) to fill in the dozen.

[xp_cypher]

I was actually doing some work, if you must know. ;-)

[xp_darcy]

Hmmm it's Friday afternoon, sounds sus.

[xp_spectrum]

Oh, thanks. :) There were two and a half donuts left for me and they were delicious. :)

[xp_magik]

just did not want it to go to waste

[xp_colossus]

This is because Pyotr has a diet that he adheres to for optimal nutrition. Donuts only make the cut on Cheat Days.

[xp_magik]

those words make sense but they bore me

[xp_banshee]

Well, since it seems the sour plum ones are all spoken for, I suppose I'll have to suffer through one of the completely normal ones. I'm not sure what the yellow one with red dots is, but it definitely looks like something that might have been alive during the Black Death.

[xp_colossus]

I am no longer surprised with the knowledge that I bore you.

[xp_magik]

u are picking fights and im not having it

thought of only eating specific foods and making myself feel like i have to "cheat" to enjoy my food is BORING

i did not say PYOTR is boring. pyotr is words in mouth asshole. always thinking worst of every word is getting boring tho so stop.

[xp_banshee]

That's what I thought! I like sour things, though. They've got so many types of sweets here that start out sour and then aren't any longer... I do wish they had something that was just sour all the time.

[xp_wildchild]

That's either nashville fried chicken (I THINK that one is tan and red though) or nacho cheese dorito.