I GET IT. OKAY. FINE. WE ARE DOING THIS.

[xp_wildchild]

Guys. GUYS I get it, I like WWE and I'm a lit nerd. I GET IT.

LITERALLY SEVEN OF YOU have texted this to me.

...eight

NINE In the time it took me to write this entire post.

fucking fine, I'm setting up a Royal Rumble and some like, Versus Matches in the Danger Room. I am signing you people up.

jesus look at this thing it's ridiculous

Matt, it's basically a drawing of Stone Cold Steve Austin, so bald goatee'd wrestler dude, but as Jane Austin, so he's in a fancy yellow pink ruffled dress and a little sun bonnet and he has a purse and a little delicate green parasol and green heeled shoes.

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

So like for a sec there I thought you said "without the shitty pants" and I was gonna be like "Aw MAN I just ordered some black wrestling pants."

and then I realized it said parts, and yeah. Lets not do the 90's steroids or like, post concussion syndrome or like, the gross sexism and racism and homophobia.

[xp_darcy]

pants are tools of the oppressor, but wrestling pants are hilarious. that said, i wouldn't discourage people from keeping their t&a some level of contained lest they become an easy target for opponents. an athletic cup would probably also be wise.

[xp_wildchild]

SHOES are tools of the oppressor. Pants are how none of you have to see my hairy ass.

[xp_darcy]

it is a nice ass though. not that your usual basketball shorts do much to hide that.

you're correct about shoes but i also don't want my bare feet to touch the questionable substances on the subway.