God. Damn. It.

[xp_wildchild]

Sooooo sick. Why didn't anyone tell me I couldn't eat chocolate anymore?!

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Jesus, is THAT what you've been doing in the bathroom for the past hour? Maybe you're allergic or something.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Never was before. I think its a mutant thing.

This bites. Hard.

I swear to God, if I find out I can't have pizza, I'm going home and biting my dad on the ass.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, now that's just wrong.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You're tellin' me.

At least I"m not barfing anymore. I feel like crap though.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Your dad's ass is an acceptable substitute for pizza? Remind me not to go to your family reunions.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

See, now I'm at a loss, because usually I prescribe chocolate for people who feel like crap. (Which is why I'm not a doctor. That, and the part where I'm seventeen.)

Tried yourself on Twinkies yet? I've got this recipe for deep-fried Twinkies I'd like to try, if you wanna keep a lookout for Lorna in case she still thinks that's defiling her kitchen.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Not like I'll be going to any anytime soon.

But I mean in the whole this mutant thing's my dad's fault anyway. Or so some guy told me in the rec room the other day.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Not trying it. Don't much feel like puking again if its all junk food that makes me barf.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Talk to Doc MacTaggart, maybe, if you can catch her sometime when she's free--she's an expert on all this wacky mutant stuff, I bet she'll be able to figure out what you can't eat.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I hope so. Puking sucks. A lot.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. Good old John-John strikes again. Hate to break it to you, Kyle, but John's got all the scientific knowledge of a marshmallow. He likes to talk out of his ass. To my knowledge (and while I know more than John, I know much less than, say, Doc Mactaggart, who'd really be the person to ask), it could have just as likely been your mom that passed it on to you. *shrug*

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, crap. Can I bite -him-?

Nice sunglasses. Very cool.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

And you tell me MY physical quirks are annoying. You sound like my old cat when it got stupid and chewed on grass.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Bite John-John? Go right ahead, dude. :) Be prepared to get a little singed in return, though.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

One joke about hairballs and I barf on your desk.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

singed?

Why do you nerd people have to use words I don't -get-? I thought it was -sung- and ... huh?

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Singed. Burned. Charred. Flamed.

And...why huh?

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[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

No biting John, or really, any of the students. It is frowned upon.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Your little pictures confuse me.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I was kidding mostly.

Oh dear.

[x-mactaggart.livejournal.com]

Seems to me it's time to play Wheel of Food. Once you've stopped getting sick, Kyle, come down to my office and I'll take a look at you. And then it's probably off to the grocery store with you.

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[x-mactaggart.livejournal.com]

James Madrox if I catch you feeding that poor boy deep-fried Twinkies, you, me and your closest dupes will be having a very, very long talk.

Followed up by an examination.

For all of you.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

They're good!

If you have them once a year.

And that's your whole lunch.

And you never ever eat more than one at a time because then you kinda hurl.

But they're tasty, anyway. Classic state fair food.

Re: Oh dear.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I stopped being sick a while ago once I figured out it was the candy making me barf.

Um. Dr. Moira? The grocery store might be a problem. Still no shoes.

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[x-mactaggart.livejournal.com]

*taps fingers on desk*

See, it's that hurling part that concerns me. Along with your arteries shutting down upon consumption.

You Americans and your heart-attack-in-bite-food.