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So, uh, Logan, I was watching the Michigan / Ohio State game (I was grading, I multitask!) and um, look, I know they're the Wolverines and all, but can you promise me that you will never wear that shade of yellow because it was no-shit bright crayola crayon yellow. The entire thing. I mean like sweatbands, elbow guards, tanks, shorts, socks, and their entire shoes - shoelaces, soles, the whole thing.

Solid yellow like a crayola crayon. I needed sunglasses. The buckeyes were wearing ketchup red, I could've recreated the game on my kitchen table with condiment packages.

Date: 2013-02-06 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com
Are you talking about the Mustard Tech/Heinz U Game? I'm currently taking bets against the spread. 10 to 1 odds Dori gets distracted at us throwing condiments at one another and her little Joe guy eats half our starters

Date: 2013-02-06 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Oh you are ON, my friend. I and the Mustard Tech Colonels will be RIGHT down to the patio to kick your Heinz U I don't know what that team's name would be's tomato-y ass.

Date: 2013-02-06 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com
It's the Heinz U Fightin Cormans, and I promise to explain that joke once I finish trouncing your rear from here to the pantry

Date: 2013-02-06 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Roger Corman. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was a spoof on some of his movies (and other peeps too)

(dude I own that movie, twice)

Date: 2013-02-06 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
I'd ref if only I were at the mansion tonight.

Date: 2013-02-06 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com
Own it twice? I've never been more proud to know you, Gibney.

And Wade, you and Relish State are still under probation after the Steroid Incident. You'll not sully the rich academic tradition that flinging foodstuff at one another means to this Institution.

Date: 2013-02-06 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, once on VHS (okay, teeeeeeeeeechnically that one's still in my old room at my parents' house, but I bought it with my allowance money when I was nine.) and once on DVD.

Date: 2013-02-06 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Relish State still denies those allegations - Heinz U fabricated the evidence just to have us put on probation. Everything was circumstantial at best. Obviously you lobsterbacks were so worried about us destroying you on the back patio that you had to have us eliminated.

Disgraceful.

Date: 2013-02-06 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com
I actually have most of the Tomato stuff on DVD, dude. And that _includes_ the Cartoon in the 90's.

And Wade: we find the term 'Lobsterback' offensive, and point out that you making Molly throw things hard enough to break glass does not count as 'Allegations'.

Date: 2013-02-06 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Kyle Gibney, are you insulting my most favourite colour ever? Blasphemy!

Date: 2013-02-06 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Jubes, look at this shit - http://www.mgoblue.com/sports/m-baskbl/mich-m-baskbl-body.html - this is EXCESSIVE

Date: 2013-02-06 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Wow, that's excessive even by my standards. Don't they know that yellow is only a sometimes colour?

Date: 2013-02-06 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
The LA Tech 'Honeys' say they can beat both your asses.

Date: 2013-02-06 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Oh man I watched that cartoon when I was like ... six? Damn, wikipedia says it came out the year I was born. That is kinda weird.

Date: 2013-02-06 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
You sure you're not the LA Soys? Is that racist? Or effing racist?

Date: 2013-02-06 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Dude. No. I am totally a honey. Get it? Hmm. Well, considering you're a friend, I figure not so much racist as being a smart ass. You do realise your mutant power will not stop me from getting you in a headlock, yeah?

Date: 2013-02-06 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I was gonna argue but you are a ninja... or... what's a chinese ninja?

Date: 2013-02-06 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
According to a quick google search, http://www.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/article.php?article=1004 Ninja were descended from Chinese military concepts. (Although you could just say something about Kung-Fu) Mostly I gotta say though that I've got _no_ idea. The American in Chinese American is strong with this one.

Date: 2013-02-06 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-weaponx.livejournal.com
There ain't no way I'm ever wearin' yellow.

So that's what happened to all the condiments and why the patio smells like a riot took place in the condiment aisle.

Date: 2013-02-06 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com
...
...
...Wade did it.

Date: 2013-02-06 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-weaponx.livejournal.com
Thought Wade wasn't at the mansion last night?

Date: 2013-02-06 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-unmoved.livejournal.com
Uh, yeah. He wasn't.

...he can teleport now. Mr. Wagner showed him how to do it. Totally happened. Kyle can back me up.

Date: 2013-02-06 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-weaponx.livejournal.com
Uh huh. If you really think I'm gonna buy that, you and the were-badger need your brains examined.

Date: 2013-02-06 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Hey I got no part in Fred's comments. *I* had the hose and power sprayer out at dumb o'clock to deal with the mess. Not my fault you were up at pre-dumb o'clock to see it before it was gone.

Date: 2013-02-06 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-weaponx.livejournal.com
You should learn to appreciate the peace and quiet of early mornings more.

Date: 2013-02-06 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Quiet is overrated. Morning workout's best with the mp3 player up to 11 to cover up the sound of Laurie being Perky at me when she jogs.

Date: 2013-02-06 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-weaponx.livejournal.com
Good thing you got a healin' factor to fix up the damage you do to your hearin'.

Date: 2013-02-06 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, could say the same to you about those STANK ass cigars.

Date: 2013-02-06 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-weaponx.livejournal.com
Those cigars taste pretty damn good. Just ask Gar.

Date: 2013-02-06 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Some people eat balut too.

Date: 2013-02-06 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-weaponx.livejournal.com
You sneeze on the keyboard?

Seen 'em around but I prefer my food to have actually made it outta the egg.

Date: 2013-02-06 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's not so much the like, duck half in the egg thing, it's just that I don't wanna actually think 'delicious egg' and get 'hey a beak!'

Date: 2013-02-06 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-weaponx.livejournal.com
Yeah, no kiddin'. Supposedly that stuffs pretty easy to eat after they're done cookin' it.

Date: 2013-02-07 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wallflower-.livejournal.com
Hey! Is it my fault that I find exercise in the morning enjoyable? Besides, finishing jogging means a long hot shower and all the bacon I can eat.

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