KAPLAN!

[xp_wildchild]

KAPLAN!

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[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ, there's no escape. It's the potatopocalypse!

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Have no fear, I have a plan.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

At least those are little.

Hey, KGibz - did they land on your head or were they just chilling on your desk?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Chilling all lined up on the ledge of the white board. WTF.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

what?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Internet thing called Bed Intruder Song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsVSBhSwJg

I felt it appropriate given I couldn't sleep in my own bed last night.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You are a strange kid sometimes.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I don't think that gets me out of going to class, does it?

If a potato falls on my head, can I get something like worker's comp only for students injured in classrooms? Since being a student is basically my job.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No, dude, strange is kinda par for the course here.

You know, you should talk to like any of our 54 lawyers about that. I like the big green one, she's fun.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Figured it was worth a shot.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

When life gives you potatoes, make French fries?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Probably mashed. French fries involves like WAY too much knife work for a handful of potatoes.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Mashed works too. Either way you get food.

[x-invisiblegirl.livejournal.com]

You could do those thick fries, they're less work and are still tasty.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Oops?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

If I find potatoes in my bookshelves, I am seriously no-crap putting you on KP, where you can peel them.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

But then I don't get to smash potatoes.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

mashed means I can put cheese and bacon in them.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

They ain't involve that much knifework and I'm wantin' some fries now.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Some of us don't have knives in our hands, dude. You wanna take custody of my six tiny potatoes and make yourself some fries, you go right ahead. I didn't even let Maddie draw faces on 'em.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

At least I didn't wish for mashed potatoes?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you know that you're gonna be lucky if Amanda doesn't come here and tape your mouth shut?

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

They are kinda small. You should keep 'em for teachin' aids and let the kid draw faces on 'em. I'm gettin' all the ones that keep fallin' on Barton. Think they're bigger and better for fries.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Man, between you and Yvette we could just have home fries forever.

[x-weaponx.livejournal.com]

Got a potato cannon around here? We could have some fun then. Or use 'em as target practice for some of the students and/or adults.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Could just wait for more potatoes to appear. Then you can have both.

[x-asgardian.livejournal.com]

Please don't give her any ideas.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Stop stealing my shit, Barton.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Quit sharing it with the public at large if you don't want it stolen, Pryor.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, you have bad morning breath.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

You're no bouquet of roses, yourself.

[xp_daytripper]

Duct tape comes in handy for everything. :)