Stuff my girlfriend sends me...

[xp_wildchild]

The eggs are talking to me, man!

Comments

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

OMG were they plotting to kill you? Do they know who really shot JFK? ARE ALIENS TALKING TO YOU THROUGH THE EGGS?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

They were totally telling me about the lizard people who turn into giant flapping dinosaurs!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

..When did the lizard people evolve? They were totally fucking up godzilla the last time the bacon was talking to me. Definitely like no flapping like two weeks ago! Maybe the bacon's got old info...you can't trust bacon. Which is why you have to eat it! To teach its place!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Not... sure if serious or just Layla.

(Did I tell you we fought dinosaurs? Because I totally did, three times. Twice was the same dude though.)

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

*grin* The world may never know!

(Yeah you told me...I'm leaving that in my "we don't think about that because it's so fucking weird" box. I need a bigger box for that)