King of all wild things.

Dude, no one needs to know about your porn watching, Yoda. No one.

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Uh-oh. You ok there, buddy?

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huh?

Edited Date: 2011-10-16 03:48 am (UTC)

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Did you not just read your own post?

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The Tigers get all the way to the playoffs, and then freaking BLOW IT and let the damn Rangers get nine goddamn runs in the goddamn THIRD INNING.

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Yeah, I was talking about baseball.

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Oh, ouch, that sucks. Sorry to hear that, that's a hard way to go out.

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Oooh. I didn't know you were gay. Man, I have picked up no gaydar living in the city. Maybe I really should re-dub you kermit instead.

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It was... it was just awful. I think I threw fries at my TV.

dammit now my cat is going to eat the fries I threw at my TV.

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Ok, I feel for you bud but I couldn't help but laugh at that.

If you think getting out for a bit or being distracted might help, let me know.

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Nope, not gay. Had a boyfriend once and girlfriends since but that's a really long story I'm not going to tell now because I can't type and walk to Harry's at the same time.

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Walking down to Harry's now. you know what's not easy? Typiing and walkefoshgseioufse.

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Typing and walking. Ow.

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Are you sure you're not gay? You're all upset over possibly the gayest sport short of figure skating. Guys stand around in fitting pants staring at each other and playing with balls. Gay.

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Not your night, man.

Alright, I'll meet you there, I could use a little outing myself I reckon.

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Dude, you just walked right into a lecture from JPC. (also baseball is so not gay. It was invented before gay people)

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Is he going to tell me that hanging around staring at dudes in fitted pants is hetero? (Dude, gays were invented? That explains so much on this whole "is it a choice" debate people got going on!)

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He's gonna tell you that you can't, uh, lemee see if I can work this out. He's gonna tell you that you can't determine sexual orientation by like, what hobbies people have. I think. That or he's gonna just go off on you about gay not being an insult. It's kinda a risk of both.

okay, baseball was invented before gay people were public about it. same thing really.

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What? I didn't say it was gay like it's stupid. I meant it was gay like there is man-on-man loving going on. Like all homo with the man-handling and whatever. You can totally tell a person's sexuality from some of their hobbies. For examples, straight chicks don't go to normal strip clubs, they go to those cheesy male revue things.

Not the same thing. Just because you don't know there are like intelligent forms of life in space doesn't mean it's the same thing as them not existing. Respect your aliens, Yoda. And the invention of gay people.

Gays: Having non-procreative sex since after baseball was invented.

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Baseball was not invented before Rome, theoretical bio-son.

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Really.

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Yeah, I already cleared that up below, so you can stop piling on.

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I forgot about the whole Greek ... thing. But I'm just saying, Layla's logic is messed up.

Edited Date: 2011-10-16 04:50 am (UTC)

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