At least you didn't get "Why didn't you apply for the University of Montana? Then you could come home and have a nice home cooked meal every day after class!"

I swear, she thinks I never eat. I should have gotten Lorna to write her a letter before she left. "Dear Kyle's Grandmom. Kyle eats at least 5700 calories a day, 2000 of which are protein. If he doesn't, as his nutritionalist, I yell at him a lot. He eats plenty of vegetables and fruits too. He knows how to cook without using a microwave and he takes multivitamins. Love, Lorna Dane."