Ladies...

Ladies, should your new pet that you have so generously given to the guys decide to ... ah, screw it. I know it was you, and the next time you want to prank, change your shampoos to something not girly and fruity scented or ginseng scented (wtf?).

Ladies, you're cleaning up the rooster poop yourself. There's a coop behind the stables you can put Bubba The Love Rooster in.

Fred, if they bug you about rooster poop, it's all on them. Don't help them.