LOOT!

Lesee, CD's, sandals (Dude, Forge, WTF are these MADE of?), clothes (blah, blah, grandparents who don't get that I like my pants air conditioned. What-ever), brownies (Mmmmmm. Cranberry. Mmmm. Cherry. Mmm. Walnuts. Mmmm. Carob.) and cash.

I dig this birthday thing.

And! andandand!

I can tell the state of New York where to shove it. I'm 16, they can't stop me from getting a learners and a license.