Great, on top of everything else.

[xp_wildchild]

Man, I need to have a better week.

I got a letter from the damn PIG. In Pig handwriting. What the hell?

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Wait, let me get this straight. Somebody kidnapped your pig, and one of the demands is that you get it a girlfriend?

Have you ever considered that maybe the pig kidnapped itself?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

See, that's what I don't get. Am I supposed to get a girl pig, or a girl something else?

I don't even know if my pig is pigetrosexual!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

And if you do cross species, is that technically bestiality?